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Friday, October 26, 2007
First Class vs Second Class
Mumbai is known for its Dalal street, Ambanis, Bollywood, bhel puri, juhu beach and most of all
"Local trains". Yup i know there is many things to say about mumbai like its climate, bollywood stars, climbing and dropping share market and yeah even hot babes........(woow). Okay back
to the topic, Mumbai is a city of 7 islands with a population more than that of Australia
(yeah yeah the 4 time cricket world champs) and nothing is more important than the lifeline of mumbai the "Mumbai Local Trains". Now this was my experience which i am sharing with you all people out there.......
Intially i was a first class traveller but later due to some reason later i had to travel from second class but the experience of this comparments 1st & 2nd were i cant say memorable but yes enjoyable. Okay the incident goes like......
First Class Experience.
I travel from vashi to andheri and i used to travel by first class....aahh... comfy seats, beautiful ladies in the 1st class ladies comparment and fat pigs (mens) and thier irritaitng jokes. The
incident happened at Andheri station which is the last stop and as the train stopped passengers rushed inside the train and fight for the seats just like mad monkeys when they see a banana....
I toh entered like a pure gentlemen (maa kasam) because i didnt get any seat...so stood next to the door and i saw 2 guys dashing eachother to get a 2cm space they saw....(but both were the size of a football stadium...believe me)... And the conversation starts with their respective mother tongue.....(i bet everybody knows that mother tongue). I would name
them as A & B......
Lights-Camera-Action.....Fight
A: Hey you Fat ass**** dont you some etiquttes what how to get into a train.....
B: Hey you are you calling ass**** dont take paanga with me.....you dont know who i am
(This guy is an literate guy who uses Hinglish language...)
A: Even you dont me......just get out or i will.....
B: They dont try to mess with me.....i have been in mumbai for the past 20 yrs.
A: Ohh...you dont know that i have been in mumbai for last 35 yrs...
(note: this guy by his personality looks 30 yrs)
B: Dont mess with me Ek hand i'll will give you'll go....
(i told you he uses Hinglish language)
A: You Bas****, Pig, Scro****, Stupid,.......
(yawn...)
B: Same to you....
A: #$%$#%
B: $%^$%^
(yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn.........man am i getting sleepy....just thakela verbal abuses no action)
Finally there station came and they got off.....The thing i found from this expereince is "Their
still exists Civilized illiterates in this world"
A time came when my train pass changed from a first class to second class one.....and as
everybody knows second class comparatment is always over-over-over crowded....the the incident was the same 2 guys dashing-fighting-blah-blah.
But the one thing different here was the conversation....and it goes as.....
A: Aey shaane dekhta nahi kya paar pe laat kyu mara.....(cant u see why did u stomp my leg)
B: Abe aey itna gardi hai toh laat lagega na airoplane me baeta hai kya....(its obvious to get stomped in a crowed train, are you travelling in an airoplane)
A: abe teri maa**** bhen*** kaan ke niche bajaoga na tab pata chalega.......(sorry cant
translate it in english)
B: Aey gaali mat de mujhe bi gaali dena ata cho****.....
A: Tu mujhe janta nahi mumbai me rehna moskil kardonga.....gan***
B: Tu mujhe nahi janta teri dhanda pani band kardonga mumbai ke sabse bade goondo se mera
kantact (its contact).....police se samja.....bhendi mere se natak karta.....saale teri toh.....
In the mean time rest of the communters in the comparatment were enjoying this fight out of them two were seriously discussing about this fight....i name them C & D.
C: dekha bi woh laal shirt wala (A) ose phele marega dekha mera Rs.5 ka bet....
D: abe cho**** hogaya hai kya woh safed shirt wala (B) ose phele marega mera bi Rs.5 ka bet...
C: (whispers to himself) abe maar saale ko.....
D: (whispers to himself) de dan dana dan ose...
Everybody was waiting for the action and even me after all even i am a human being (he he he)
A: toh utar agle tation (its station) main dekha tha hoon tujhe.....
B: Tu toh gaya aaj.....
And when the station arrived they got down and (Bang) the action started the only thing that
was missing was a refree....(he he he)
Everybody in train were looking outside even when the train had started just to enjoy the fight..
Yeah even i enjoyed a bit.....
But from this two incident i learned a thing that people who are called the "Civilized literate people" are nothing more than just a ordinary fool behind a fake intelligent mask and those
who we consider illliterate common man are not hypocrites atleast they said they will fight and
they fought they kept their word (second class communters).
The End
I will come back with more interesting posts and articles....till then have enjoy life........
"Local trains". Yup i know there is many things to say about mumbai like its climate, bollywood stars, climbing and dropping share market and yeah even hot babes........(woow). Okay back
to the topic, Mumbai is a city of 7 islands with a population more than that of Australia
(yeah yeah the 4 time cricket world champs) and nothing is more important than the lifeline of mumbai the "Mumbai Local Trains". Now this was my experience which i am sharing with you all people out there.......
Intially i was a first class traveller but later due to some reason later i had to travel from second class but the experience of this comparments 1st & 2nd were i cant say memorable but yes enjoyable. Okay the incident goes like......
First Class Experience.
I travel from vashi to andheri and i used to travel by first class....aahh... comfy seats, beautiful ladies in the 1st class ladies comparment and fat pigs (mens) and thier irritaitng jokes. The
incident happened at Andheri station which is the last stop and as the train stopped passengers rushed inside the train and fight for the seats just like mad monkeys when they see a banana....
I toh entered like a pure gentlemen (maa kasam) because i didnt get any seat...so stood next to the door and i saw 2 guys dashing eachother to get a 2cm space they saw....(but both were the size of a football stadium...believe me)... And the conversation starts with their respective mother tongue.....(i bet everybody knows that mother tongue). I would name
them as A & B......
Lights-Camera-Action.....Fight
A: Hey you Fat ass**** dont you some etiquttes what how to get into a train.....
B: Hey you are you calling ass**** dont take paanga with me.....you dont know who i am
(This guy is an literate guy who uses Hinglish language...)
A: Even you dont me......just get out or i will.....
B: They dont try to mess with me.....i have been in mumbai for the past 20 yrs.
A: Ohh...you dont know that i have been in mumbai for last 35 yrs...
(note: this guy by his personality looks 30 yrs)
B: Dont mess with me Ek hand i'll will give you'll go....
(i told you he uses Hinglish language)
A: You Bas****, Pig, Scro****, Stupid,.......
(yawn...)
B: Same to you....
A: #$%$#%
B: $%^$%^
(yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn.........man am i getting sleepy....just thakela verbal abuses no action)
Finally there station came and they got off.....The thing i found from this expereince is "Their
still exists Civilized illiterates in this world"
A time came when my train pass changed from a first class to second class one.....and as
everybody knows second class comparatment is always over-over-over crowded....the the incident was the same 2 guys dashing-fighting-blah-blah.
But the one thing different here was the conversation....and it goes as.....
A: Aey shaane dekhta nahi kya paar pe laat kyu mara.....(cant u see why did u stomp my leg)
B: Abe aey itna gardi hai toh laat lagega na airoplane me baeta hai kya....(its obvious to get stomped in a crowed train, are you travelling in an airoplane)
A: abe teri maa**** bhen*** kaan ke niche bajaoga na tab pata chalega.......(sorry cant
translate it in english)
B: Aey gaali mat de mujhe bi gaali dena ata cho****.....
A: Tu mujhe janta nahi mumbai me rehna moskil kardonga.....gan***
B: Tu mujhe nahi janta teri dhanda pani band kardonga mumbai ke sabse bade goondo se mera
kantact (its contact).....police se samja.....bhendi mere se natak karta.....saale teri toh.....
In the mean time rest of the communters in the comparatment were enjoying this fight out of them two were seriously discussing about this fight....i name them C & D.
C: dekha bi woh laal shirt wala (A) ose phele marega dekha mera Rs.5 ka bet....
D: abe cho**** hogaya hai kya woh safed shirt wala (B) ose phele marega mera bi Rs.5 ka bet...
C: (whispers to himself) abe maar saale ko.....
D: (whispers to himself) de dan dana dan ose...
Everybody was waiting for the action and even me after all even i am a human being (he he he)
A: toh utar agle tation (its station) main dekha tha hoon tujhe.....
B: Tu toh gaya aaj.....
And when the station arrived they got down and (Bang) the action started the only thing that
was missing was a refree....(he he he)
Everybody in train were looking outside even when the train had started just to enjoy the fight..
Yeah even i enjoyed a bit.....
But from this two incident i learned a thing that people who are called the "Civilized literate people" are nothing more than just a ordinary fool behind a fake intelligent mask and those
who we consider illliterate common man are not hypocrites atleast they said they will fight and
they fought they kept their word (second class communters).
The End
I will come back with more interesting posts and articles....till then have enjoy life........
posted by Shetty at 11:25 AM
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